Friday, October 10, 2008

More News From Nowhere

heres some old pictures that have been sitting on my computer since i've been too lazy to post new stuff lately

on labor i got woken up by a parade going down the street. who has labor day parades?

they had a cart full of old people

make that two carts full of old people, what does a cart full of old people have to do with labor day? and whats with the empty chairs in the carts? are there people missing? does anybody realize there are empty chairs int the cart?! does anybody care!?!?

FUCKIN' COLONIAL PEOPLE!?! what does that have to do with labor day!?

this firetruck's number was 777, i guess it puts out hell fire or something?

my sister and mom came to visit me a couple weeks ago, we went for a walk in the park

these signs were posted everywhere, so i guess you can fish but you can't eat whatever you catch? wait...it says it's recommended you don't eat the fish, so then why is it crossed out completely?

i used a dishwasher for the first time in my life, when i've done dishes before, i've done them by hand.

there were suds everywhere

and now i know these things aren't the same thing and can't be used in the same way

but then why are they both contain the word "detergent"?

!?!?

i've been skating alittle bit on weekends since i moved up here. i need to skate more

started hanging around with nik


he showed me where a cool retro shop was in philly, i got some new gear.












i turn another corner, i go down a corridor and i see this guy
he must be about 100 foot tall and he only has one eye
he asks me for my autograph, i write nobody and then
i wrap myself in my woolly coat and blind him with my pen



N.Y. Trip Pt. 4,

next morning i had breakfast on the same bench

but i had a friend this time

this was our last day in new york and we spent it just like we spent all our other days there...standing around do nothing

oh wait, we went to a street fair...but we didn't really walk through it though...we kinda just stood around beside it


but then we ended up at the subway, which ment we were on our way to go do something...right?

oh, no, we just went to go stand around in a different part of town

we did end up going to the met, so the day wasn't a complete waste, infact it was almost turning out to be a good day...that is...until...
for some reason we ended up in times square. now i may have said that little italy and jersey were fucked, and who knows maybe they are, but without a doubt times sqaure is fucked for sure...

really fucked...

seriously...


it's really really fucked...

N.Y. Trip Pt. 3

after central park we ended up at the subway station

then little italy. if you can't tell by alex's face, little italy is kinda fucked

uncle ralph got caught being girlie again...he didn't have anything to say this time, he just gave me a simple gesture.

lunch in little italy

hat i got in little italy

after little italy we ended up on bowery or under bowery

then the broklyn bridge


eventually we ended up back at the hotel. oh yea at some point in the day we picked up my cousin, so he ended up staying in me and alex's room. he got comfortable real quick and even found a bathrobe. there was only one problem though, he was kinda hungry, but getting food would involve putting on real clothes to leave the hotel, and this would sacrifice his comfort level.

the solution...

leave the hotel in the bathrobe? is this better or worse than wearing sweatpants in public?