Friday, October 26, 2007

Flyin around New York City so high

wednesday i had a field trip to new york


thomas was going too, so he picked me up to go meet the bus




i ended up sitting next to jake on the bus




across the aisle was josh and tom


a couple hours later we got to new york, you can't get this type of stuff done back home




does this mean all their hairdressers are on fire?




standard guggenheim shots







st. patricks cathedral


after all that we had some free time so we went to F A O Schwarz



they had life size lego star wars!!!




lego chewy!!!




lego vader!!!


oh yea, bob was there too, the man's a sexual being



our second major stop was this place


we found this guy sleeping in the mueseum, does this count as performance art?




we also found this guy, who turned out to be thomas, sleeping and a couch. he woke up right when i was about to take the picture though




at the end of the day we met molly for diner, she has her own place in the city now

we ended up eatin dinner in times square

This's the kinda place where no one cares

What your livin for



Tuesday, October 23, 2007

a passage from the new bible

chris a gear ray (10:39:51 PM): shit, i need a shower, i caught a wiff of myself today and its time
ADAPT3Lk (10:39:13 PM): ewwwwwwwww grosssssssssss
chris a gear ray (10:40:21 PM): well how do you know when to take a shower?
ADAPT3Lk (10:40:03 PM): well i cant wipe my own ass
ADAPT3Lk (10:40:13 PM): so i just take one after every shit
chris a gear ray (10:41:23 PM): damn dude, and how often do you shit?
ADAPT3Lk (10:41:21 PM): couple times a day
chris a gear ray (10:42:54 PM): so like your day is pretty much divide up into sleeping, eating, and shiting
ADAPT3Lk (10:42:24 PM): yeah, and clean up
chris a gear ray (10:43:34 PM): i do not envy you sir
ADAPT3Lk (10:43:08 PM): well ya know
ADAPT3Lk (10:43:11 PM): fuck you
chris a gear ray (10:44:54 PM): HEY! i was just saying, i'm not like, "sucks for you", it's like i wanna setup and fund to help your sorry unwiped ass
ADAPT3Lk (10:44:22 PM): well thanks
ADAPT3Lk (10:44:26 PM): but when you think about it
ADAPT3Lk (10:44:38 PM): where you just wipe and leave some fecal traces
ADAPT3Lk (10:44:50 PM): a power wash that shit out of there
ADAPT3Lk (10:44:54 PM): I*
chris a gear ray (10:46:11 PM): is that sexual? cause i think its sexual
ADAPT3Lk (10:45:31 PM): which part
chris a gear ray (10:47:00 PM): the power washing of your asshole at various points througout your day
ADAPT3Lk (10:46:50 PM): i mean
ADAPT3Lk (10:46:54 PM): it could be
ADAPT3Lk (10:47:23 PM): i take no pleasure in it other than knowing my svinct is shingingly clean
chris a gear ray (10:49:19 PM): what about your subconscious?
ADAPT3Lk (10:48:39 PM): woah woah woah
ADAPT3Lk (10:48:57 PM): im trying to tell you about power washing my ass
ADAPT3Lk (10:49:05 PM): whats with all the personal questions?
chris a gear ray (10:50:16 PM): i'm writing a book?
ADAPT3Lk (10:49:32 PM): ha
ADAPT3Lk (10:50:03 PM): and the perspective of my subconscious when i power wash my ass is relevant to it?
chris a gear ray (10:51:22 PM): i mean its more than just relevant, it is the book

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Wisdom Teeth Update

my face is due to explode any moment now

Friday, October 12, 2007

Wisdom Teeth

i got my wisdom teeth out today...

there were bloody buckets


and swollen faces



and brando impressions

Thursday, October 11, 2007

night skate from many nights ago

alex and me went skatin downtown a couple weeks ago

we found ethan wanderin around town and asked if he wanted to join our little sesh

we walked passed this house and ethan started talking about how he got paid to scrape the paint off the front of it one time

then we skated the post office. bs 180?


then we skated the stump. stump manual?


stump plant?



the end