TELL THE PEOPLE!!!

DAVID BOWIE'S MODERN LOVE AND THE STROKES' SOMEDAY ARE THE SAME SONG!!!

kinda...

basically...

maybe?...

think about it...

Thrashin' The Greater Gutter Open

Things You Can Do In The Summertime

pose for pictures

exercise

slide down the banks at truxton and leave a sweat trail

have a burrito with a nice big glass of chocolate milk

hangout with bunnies

go swimming

hangout with ducks

stage an endurance test

piss on your friends

dub yourself the tummy monster and...

go after your friend's tummies

have a moment with one of your friends, tell them, "it's gonna be alright" and, "i'm here for you"

backside 180 over the wall at truxton

did i mention you can pose for pictures?

help your friend put on their sock

oh, and you can exercise

BE AFRAID OF GLAM!!!

IGNORANT BASTARD WARNING: THESE NEXT VIDEOS AREN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, IT IS RECOMENDED THE VIEWER BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE TO VIEW THESE NEXT VIDEOS, IF THE VIEWER IS UNDER 18, PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS HIGHLY SUGGESTED










seriously folks, try not to listen to glam music or if you choose to do so, do it with extreme caution. it does strange things to you...








if any of you out there do decide to dive head first into any kind of glammy goodness despite my warnings...don't say i didn't warn you...

Virginia: Day 2

the next morning we tried to go skate trashmore, but it was all locked up

so we took my cousin over to the playground

oh yea, there were convicts cleaning up the hillside

Virginia: Day 1

a couple of weeks ago i went to virginia to visit family...

this my unlce getting my cousin's parchute man off the roof... after i got it stuck up there

everytime he tried to throw it off the roof it woud land right back on the roof, it took him about three tries before it landed on the ground

i convinced my cousin that it was my unlce who got the parachute man stuck on the roof and he was mad at my uncle for the rest of the day

then my cousin found out i had a camrea and insisted that we take pictures together

then he insisted that i take pictures of him

so asian

so sad

he did this weird thing with his nose

oh yea, it was the 4th of july so we went over to my unlce's house to blow some shit up

Another Standard Fire Sesh

Pirate Love

i'm really sick of companies using my image to advertise their stupid pirate costumes

not cool

Cake Envy

i like cake, so one day i bought one

and it was good

matt was envious

so was alex


the end