THEIGNORANTBASTARD

one weekend me and mark decided it be a good idea to build a fort in the living room

and so we did

oh yea, it was a satanic fort

later that night josh and a couple of his friends showed up

josh's brother had stolen dave's, my other roommate, socks and had tore them

so i made him right a letter explaining the situation

this kid passed out in a chair and then threw up on himself because he smoke about 3 1/2 grape cigars in a row and he doesn't smoke regularly. this is after the first time he puked and leah, mark's girlfriend, cleaned him up.

this is around the third time he puked, each time he puke he would just lay back completely content with laying in his own vomit. i feel like if no one else was there he would have just accepted it and stayed that way til morning

this is about the fifth time he threw up on himself, i kept on missing the decisive moment all the prior times, but i really felt like a captured it this time...

the inside of the chair was fucked after he puking spree

we eventually got him to the bathroom and me and josh went through his phone and discovered he was pretty good at getting high school girls to send him naked pictures of themselves

he continued to puke for the next hour