More News From Nowhere

heres some old pictures that have been sitting on my computer since i've been too lazy to post new stuff lately

on labor i got woken up by a parade going down the street. who has labor day parades?

they had a cart full of old people

make that two carts full of old people, what does a cart full of old people have to do with labor day? and whats with the empty chairs in the carts? are there people missing? does anybody realize there are empty chairs int the cart?! does anybody care!?!?

FUCKIN' COLONIAL PEOPLE!?! what does that have to do with labor day!?

this firetruck's number was 777, i guess it puts out hell fire or something?

my sister and mom came to visit me a couple weeks ago, we went for a walk in the park

these signs were posted everywhere, so i guess you can fish but you can't eat whatever you catch? wait...it says it's recommended you don't eat the fish, so then why is it crossed out completely?

i used a dishwasher for the first time in my life, when i've done dishes before, i've done them by hand.

there were suds everywhere

and now i know these things aren't the same thing and can't be used in the same way

but then why are they both contain the word "detergent"?

!?!?

i've been skating alittle bit on weekends since i moved up here. i need to skate more

started hanging around with nik

he showed me where a cool retro shop was in philly, i got some new gear.












i turn another corner, i go down a corridor and i see this guy
he must be about 100 foot tall and he only has one eye
he asks me for my autograph, i write nobody and then
i wrap myself in my woolly coat and blind him with my pen