a passage from the new bible

chris a gear ray (10:39:51 PM): shit, i need a shower, i caught a wiff of myself today and its time
ADAPT3Lk (10:39:13 PM): ewwwwwwwww grosssssssssss
chris a gear ray (10:40:21 PM): well how do you know when to take a shower?
ADAPT3Lk (10:40:03 PM): well i cant wipe my own ass
ADAPT3Lk (10:40:13 PM): so i just take one after every shit
chris a gear ray (10:41:23 PM): damn dude, and how often do you shit?
ADAPT3Lk (10:41:21 PM): couple times a day
chris a gear ray (10:42:54 PM): so like your day is pretty much divide up into sleeping, eating, and shiting
ADAPT3Lk (10:42:24 PM): yeah, and clean up
chris a gear ray (10:43:34 PM): i do not envy you sir
ADAPT3Lk (10:43:08 PM): well ya know
ADAPT3Lk (10:43:11 PM): fuck you
chris a gear ray (10:44:54 PM): HEY! i was just saying, i'm not like, "sucks for you", it's like i wanna setup and fund to help your sorry unwiped ass
ADAPT3Lk (10:44:22 PM): well thanks
ADAPT3Lk (10:44:26 PM): but when you think about it
ADAPT3Lk (10:44:38 PM): where you just wipe and leave some fecal traces
ADAPT3Lk (10:44:50 PM): a power wash that shit out of there
ADAPT3Lk (10:44:54 PM): I*
chris a gear ray (10:46:11 PM): is that sexual? cause i think its sexual
ADAPT3Lk (10:45:31 PM): which part
chris a gear ray (10:47:00 PM): the power washing of your asshole at various points througout your day
ADAPT3Lk (10:46:50 PM): i mean
ADAPT3Lk (10:46:54 PM): it could be
ADAPT3Lk (10:47:23 PM): i take no pleasure in it other than knowing my svinct is shingingly clean
chris a gear ray (10:49:19 PM): what about your subconscious?
ADAPT3Lk (10:48:39 PM): woah woah woah
ADAPT3Lk (10:48:57 PM): im trying to tell you about power washing my ass
ADAPT3Lk (10:49:05 PM): whats with all the personal questions?
chris a gear ray (10:50:16 PM): i'm writing a book?
ADAPT3Lk (10:49:32 PM): ha
ADAPT3Lk (10:50:03 PM): and the perspective of my subconscious when i power wash my ass is relevant to it?
chris a gear ray (10:51:22 PM): i mean its more than just relevant, it is the book