THEIGNORANTBASTARD: May 2011

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Baltimore 5/29/11

rode up to baltimore on sunday with cam and trip to skate

met up with alex, gurlick, and ty there

we were at the spot for a bit and then a shit ton of charm kids showed up and started huckin'

trip and jay handling media coverage

gurrrrrlick

feeeebling

since all the kids showed up cam was over the trick he was trying and me and alex were just over the spot in general. so we went over to the foundry to shred. kraaazzzz was there killin' it as usual.

luke, thats my dad

sammy is back in md for summer, tiiiiiiight

trip and gurlick showed up abit later and trip kept on ruining my photos with his flash...asshole

TRIP GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SHOT

SERIOUSLY

later me and alex went to go get foods at a shop. shop cat with thumbs

we also got beers, that alex dropped. luckily only one got punctured, so alex just shot gunned it to save that sweet sweet nectar

so artsy

so pissy

so sammy

then once darkness fell we went over to charm city art space to see dee and the warlocks

then back to the foundry where krazner made french toast for all

baby head

rachel and baby kitty

french toast

end night here

Monday, May 30, 2011

Trip's photos from 5/29/11 Foundry Sesh

all photos by trip ulvila

nose grab to fakie

frontside air

another angle

kickflip rock to fakie

blunt to fakie

180 boneless to tail

ollie

axel stall

crook

another crook

noseslide

smith

Thursday, May 19, 2011

POP MUSIC POLICE BLOTTER by John Bobey

December 12, 1965

Robert "Bobby" Fuller reported to the county jail to begin his sentence of pounding rocks in the hot sun. Earlier this year, Fuller failed to convince a jury that he started robbing people with a six gun merely because he "needed money 'cause he had none." Prosecutors say that it's no surprise that Fuller fought the law and the law won, as armed robbery is a Class 2 Felony.

January 1, 1979

Police apprehended three men, who collectively called themselves The Sugarhill Gang. The men were allegedly going, "On n on n on on n on," claiming, "the beat don't stop until the break of dawn." Local ordinance calls for the beat to stop at 4 am, or whenever the bartender decides is last call. The men were later released, much to their delight.

November 15, 1986

Three Long Island youths were released after being held on charges of truancy, disorderly conduct, and disturbing the peace. The three have since filed a suit in state superior court, claiming a violation of their civil liberties. A spokesman for the minors says they're, "fighting for their right to party," and that one of the boy's mothers threw away his "best porno mag." A court spokesperson said she knew of no such right, nor the whereabouts of said magazine.

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